Don't Eat Us!

After rigorous study of and experimentation with the current precipitation situation using only the most technologically advanced scientific gadgetry–insulated boots, a shovel, and my perspiring armpits–I am now confident in my Leap Year-day doomsday prediction; Minnesota is certain to be victim of a surpise invasion by ten foot snowmen today.

And what do we intend to defend ourselves with?  School children wielding carrots.

Don’t fight it, embrace it.

(No, we did not build this one. But my guess is that in a couple hours, we will create one like it.)